The Newsgroup Troll Song
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: DRMJ's "N G Troll" SONG!! Newsgroups: rec.music.country.western Date: 1997/12/10 "The N G Troll Song" Copyright 1997 DRMJ (sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Dashing through the posts; laughing all the way. Making people pissed; running from their flames. Pulling all their strings; giving them a fit. Calling them a name or two, 'cause I don't give a shit! ...(hey,) Chorus: N G Troll; N G Troll; Newsgroups all the way. Oh, what fun it is to be a usenet troll today. Spamming through the threads; typing all the way. Telling people off; screwing up their day. E-mail in my box; nothing good to say. All the posters wish me dead...but I ain't dead today! ...(hey,) Chorus: (same) Losers on the net; waiting for a fight. I can't win a one; 'cause I'm never "right". Everything I say...comes back with some sass. Even if I shut my mouth...to them I'd be an ass! ..(hey,) Chorus: (same) "Boobs" and insults reign; jokes and humor rule. Why I waste my time?; that's a good one too. If I had a life; if you want the truth... Then I'd be a jackass and be boring just like you! ...(hey,) Chorus: (same/2 times) N G Troll; N G Troll; Newsgroups all the way. Oh, what fun it is to be a usenet troll today. ### note: Remember...the only *good* thing about a fart is when it's *out* and *gone*!! drmj
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