The Idiocy of Happy Hacking Keyboard

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There is a computer keyboard, called the Happy Hacking keyboard (HHKB). It is a keyboard often loved by “hackers”, and is one of the most idiotic keyboard. Let me count the ways.

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Happy Hacking Keyboard model Professional 2. amazon (photo by )

Missing 12 Function Keys

It lacks 12 function keys. TWELVE of them! One, two, three, …, four, five, six, and more. Continue counting: seven, and eight and nine. Then, we add another digit to hit 10 in a decimal system. Then, eleven as in Seven-Eleven, and twelve, as in: twelve days of Christmas. Twelve programable keys down the drain! What to do if you need them? You have to press 2 keys: 【Fn+‹key›】. What happened to the concept of efficiency?

Missing Page Navigation Keys and 20 Extra Function Keys

Bygone are the extremely convenient dedicated page navigation keys: ↖ Home, ↘ End, ⇞ Page △, ⇟ Page ▽.

Of course, PrtScn, ScrLk, Pause keys, and the entire set of 17 keys on number-keypad are gone too. Sure, you can do without them, but for programers, that's another 17 programable function keys gone with the wind.

Happy Hacking Keyboard is supposed to be used by hackers, right?

No Arrow Keys!

google pacman

Can you play pacman while eating pizza?

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HHKB, model lite 2, has arrow keys, but rubber dome key switch. amazon (photo by ryuone @…, ©)

Missing Modifier Keys

Ok, now you lost 36 keys to automate your work. To make up the lost keys, the Control Alt Meta Super must be going strong on the HHKB. Let's count.

There's AltCtrl, ok, and there's ◆ MetaFn. Where's my ❖ SuperHyper keys? On a standard $15 PC keyboard, there are 3 more modifier keys than the $260 Happy Hacking. WTF⁈

$80 Happy Hacking or ≈$260 HHKB Pro, you have:

1 Control, 2 Alt, 2 ◆ Meta, 2 Fn. (the Fn can't count here because usualy it is hard-wired in the keyboard circuitry thus the OS doesn't see it so you can't remap them.) That's a total of 7 modifiers. If not counting Fn, then it's 5.

On $15 nameless USB keyboard, you have:

2 Control, 2 Alt, 2 ❖ Win key, 1 ▤ Menu key, 1 Caps Lock. That's a total of 8 modifiers, all of them can be individually remapped by software on { Linux, Windows, Mac}.

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Cheapest Microsoft keyboard the “Microsoft Wired Keyboard 200”. amazon Logitech K120 is just about the same. amazon

Non-Symmetric Position of Modifier Keys

If you look at the distance from F to the left ◆ Meta versus J to the right ◆ Meta, you see that they are not symmetric. The right side modifer requires you to curl your thumb deeper.

Many cheap PC keyboards have the modifier keys symmetrically positioned. (⁖ “Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 2000”, Microsoft Comfort Curve, “Microsoft Natural Elite”, and lots others from other brands.)

¿Designed for unix, vi, emacs?

I presume those who like HHKB are unix users and the reason they like it is due to some key's layout.

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Happy Hacking keyboard US layout.

Each of these key positions are actually inferior to optimal. For example, if you are vi user, the optimal position for Esc is where the PC keyboard's Caps Lock is at, or, one of the big Alt right under thumb (a design point popularized by Kinesis.).

If you are a emacs user, the optimal position for Control is the 2 big Alt key on Microsoft ergonomic keyboards right under your thumbs, 2 of them, symmetrically placed, pressed by a strong finger thumb.

See also the original keyboard vi is designed on at How Emacs & vi keys came to be.

For why the function keys are important, see: Increase Productivity Using Function Keys.

Key Switch Mechanism

Note: the “Professional” model of the HHKB amazon has mechanical key switch. It uses capacitive switch (Topre), generally considered better than Cherry MX switch. See: Guide to Computer Keyboard Key Switch Mechanisms.

The “model lite 2” model's key mechanism is rubber dome.

What does HHKB Type-S do?

The Type-s models are quieter. The “s” stands for Silent.

Happy Hacking Keyboard Pro Japanese Layout

If you really want HHKB, i recommend models with Japanese layout.

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Happy Hacking Keyboard Pro Japan. 〔photo by 002 from img src

This is a better HHKB, even if you only type English, because:

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HHBK US layout. Happy Hacking Keyboard, Professional 2, Type-S. amazon
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HHBK Japanese layout. Lots extra keys.

There are issues to watch out:

  1. In Japanese layout, key columns are less staggered than US version (compare the vertical line from Q to Z).
  2. In Japanese layout, the Space bar may not be comfortably reachable by right thumb.
  3. In Japanese layout, the Enter ↵ key is 1 column more to the right than standard PC keyboard layout.
  4. In Japanese layout, the tiny ⇧ Shift key on the right, and is 2 columns more to the right than standard PC keyboard layout.

Japanese keyboard are like that because there's little use for space or capital letter. See: Should You Type Space After Comma? and Tiny Space Bar on Japanese Keyboards

Solution to Tiny Space Bar and Tiny Shift Key

For the tiny Space bar problem, just use left thumb for it, or map the key next to it to space.

For the tiny ⇧ Shift, if you are a emacs user, you can also solve it because you don't need to type ⇧ Shift ever. You set emacs to type them by key sequences. I do this, to avoid any key-chords.


If you really like Happy Hacking's compact size and mechanical key switch, i'd recommend the following.

CM Storm NovaTouch TKL keyboard 92663
CM Storm NovaTouch TKL keyboard. Topre Switch. 〔key switch closeupamazon
Cooler Master Storm QuickFire Rapid Keyboard SGK-4000-GKCL1-US
“Cooler Master Storm QuickFire Rapid Keyboard”. amazon 3608×1064
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Filco Majestouch Minila. The 6 dip-switch in the back lets you change keys. amazon

For many more compact mechanical keyboards, see: Keyboards without Numeric Keypad.

List of Keyboards with Topre Switch

List of Keyboards with Topre Switch

girls holding Happy Hacking Keyboard Japan
好 Happy Hacking 喔. 2048×1598

Happy Hacking Keyboard Gallery

Happy Hacking Keyboard Gallery

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